i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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