i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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