I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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