Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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