eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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