maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
