About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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