But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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