There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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