i just sent this text using only my big toe
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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