i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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