my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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