Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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