Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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