Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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