They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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