I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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