HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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