Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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