paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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