1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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