You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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