i barfeds in our rink
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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