I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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