I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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