Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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