it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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