thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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