I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
