It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Randomize