From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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