Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I need moral support for this bender
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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