New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
