Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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