you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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