So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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