Tell her she can't have a vagina
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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