The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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