But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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