PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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