Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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