So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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