Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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