So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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