if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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