Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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