That's intense
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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