Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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