Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Pappa wants mamma naked
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Randomize