no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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