Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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