Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
