exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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