Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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