Don't you send me to vm
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just had sex on a roof
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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